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Mary Alice 

This is the correct spelling. Hyphenated is ridiculously inferior. She's typically a hot schmexy person who could destroy your mom in a heartbeat. Don't mess with her. If you call her "Mary" then say goodbye to your life. She will also win at every single argument. Despite all this she is actually a very friendly individual if you get to know her. She can be very flirtatious especially with how she calls all her friends "Babe". She will ironically hop onto trends but refuse to do anything too stupid.
Teacher calling roll: "Is Mary here?"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"
Mary Alice by imextremelyhot February 17, 2022
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Mary Alice 

Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.
Did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?.... What a Mary Alice
Mary Alice by Leroy4life March 2, 2011

Mary-Alice 

A Mary-Alice is a kind hearted,animal loving person who will do anything for animals and people she is a kind hearted,loving person and no one can change her. Enimies are threatened by her as she can defend for herselfe very well and may be feared. She has a amazing body and great hair and eyes anyone who dates her is that most lucky person in the world!
Mary-Alice winked at me omg I think I saw Jesus!!
Mary-Alice by MaliceyMoo11 July 4, 2018

Mary-Alice 

usually blonde girl with blue eyes very pretty :) but can be offended easily and hurt easily she can be mean to you but then be super nice the next day. she gets weirded out veerry fast. dont trust mary-alice's
Girl: "Are you and mary-alice good friends?!"
Girl2:"I think so."
Girl: "coool, did u ever say ily to her?"
Girl2: "Noo..but i will today"
two hours later
Girl: "MARY-ALICE I LOVE YOU BESTIE!!"
Mary-Alice: "wtf ur not even my friend!! u freaking weirdoo! i dont give a crap bout uu"
Mary-Alice by lovescerealduh February 25, 2010

Mary Alice Lou 

Mary Alice Lou if you have one in your life be lucky their supper rare, there kind a bad ass, and funny and shy. Mary Alice Lou may get made fun of for her name, but she is so sweet she as big lips and big eyes. Just beautiful all the guys would want her she is an awesome friend and has a heart of gold. she is super Chessy and loves hugs if you're her boyfriend and she doesn't try to kiss you it's because she really likes you she is so cute too . she is hurt so much but keeps it to herself if you want to know her worry's just let her have some time with you. Marry loves when you listen to her vent. she puts friends and family first, if you have a MARY ALICE LOU well your lucky. All Genders like MAry Alice Lou. She stands for whatever she knows is right, Alice will date you even if your the same gender and is most likely Bi.
Boy: WOW Mary Alice Lou is so cute

Girl: I know Ima go kiss her

Boy; WHA!

KISSES MAry Alice LOu

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Girl: and that kid is how I met your mom
Mary Alice Lou by Rosey Parks February 18, 2022

Maryalice 

Maryalice is a kind hearted person and will protect everyone she loves even if she hurts herself she is trustworthy and wise best advise giver, is a animal lover and has the best hair but if you get on her bad side she will you make your life a living hell
I need some good advise

Go to maryalice
Maryalice by A person who is smart September 7, 2020

Maryalice 

Maryalice is a kind hearted person and will protect everyone she loves even if she hurts herself she is trustworthy and wise best advise giver, is a animal lover and has the best hair but if you get on her bad side she will you make your life a living hell
I need some good advise

Go to maryalice
Maryalice by A person who is smart September 7, 2020
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