martinez twins

hot web stars from spain.

The first twin is emilio martinez and the second twin is ivan martinez

They're incredibly hot, sexy, kind, a savage, and cute as fuck. They both have their own special personalities, but sure can make any girl's heart melts in just a blink.

Their jawline can cut anything deeply, and their smile can light up the whole world.

Some fans admit their hotness makes them wet.

"Im drooling over a picture of the martinez twins"
"I could never focus on what the martinez twins are saying in their videos, they are too hot to understand"

martinez twins by vennedy June 13, 2017

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Martinez Twins

Angels who deserve the world and the kindest individuals around.

Martinez Twins? Yeah they're fricking sweethearts man.

Martinez Twins by HTlikesJakePaulstfu August 1, 2017

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Martinez twins

The budget Dolan twins.

Person 1: do you know the Martinez twins?
Peroson 2: aren't they those twins who try to hard to be the Dolan twins?

Martinez twins by Dolfvx July 19, 2018

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Martinez Twins

A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram

Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit

Martinez Twins by Dolansareminebitch October 29, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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