Janez bougt a house for a girl and they are not even dating what a Martin
by miha tursek September 10, 2020
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If you just can't eat and spill food on your clothes.
Jeff, you literally did the Martin.
by Hobbiter and not Martin August 1, 2020
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Oh, thats Martin !
That cancerous guy ?
by Danytron November 28, 2021
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The good guy
The only good guy
He'll sell you fruitellas for 50p
He will make a bangin diss track on you
He will have a 9 part fight with you
The only good guy
by Minr October 6, 2019
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Martin, Martin is a beautiful person inside and out. He is smart, funny and suuuuper TALL and he will probably tease you because you are shorter than him! tho he is super tickelish so you could always get him back muhahahahahahah.
Martin is probably a skater boy and he is too upsesed with tiktok , he also is very clumpsy. His cuteness could melt anyones heart, he has a super sexy body even if Martin dosen't think so, it really is and people would love him no matter how skinny or chubby he is. And if you are daiting a Martin then your the luckiest person alive
I'm gay for Martin
by ur secret admirer ;) September 25, 2019
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A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.

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Did you see martins nudes?

yes omfg, tiny chode af
by thetruthlol January 23, 2015
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