Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 02, 2003

stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.

aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.

by phase88 December 05, 2003

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 06, 2004

by David Gomez August 04, 2003

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 05, 2003

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 15, 2004