Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 02, 2003

Martha Stewart

stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.

aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.

by plaid wearing dyke prisoner waiting for martha...... March 11, 2004

Martha Stewart

Fecal Matter!

Ass Waste

by phase88 December 05, 2003

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 07, 2004

Martha Stewart

the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 05, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 06, 2003

Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 16, 2004