Marsh mule

A guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. Often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. Can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. Can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.

That marsh mule shouldn't be calling any swamp donkeys out with that mug of his.

by Ccg666 July 23, 2013

Marsh Mule

The male equivalent of a swamp donkey.

That marsh mule has been buying me drinks all night in hopes that he can fuck me!

by Amon Black August 20, 2009