An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult
Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."
by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010
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A mook with a Ph.D
Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.
by Zippy, the Pinhead September 7, 2007
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an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!
by Erunn July 11, 2010
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first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
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Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.
Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!
by Such a Dick May 6, 2014
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A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.
Hey,do yo see Jake,Ben,Ellis and Maroon they mad cute
by Mforce66 October 3, 2018
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