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Marlboro Gold 

Formerly "Marlboro Lights", Marlboro Golds are low nicotine, tasteless cigarettes. Often smoked by sorority girls and the like who don't really smoke or enjoy smoking, but just do it to "look cool". They taste like paper and have a chemical after-taste.
Person 1:So, you started smoking? What do you smoke?

Person 2:Since I don't know any brands I just went for Marlboro Golds

Person 1: Hahahahahahahaha, those are disgusting, try some camels or some Marb Reds, you may aswell enjoy smoking if you're going to waste you're lungs on it.
Marlboro Gold by d77rj September 11, 2011
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Marlboro Gold 

A cigarette that is less harsh than regular cigarettes such as the Marlboro Reds or Camels. Usually smoked by occasional smokers or people who smoke for social reasons such as frat boys or angsty teenagers. Generally speaking, women and sorority girls smoke this type of cigarette because it is lighter on the lungs and throat.
Smokers who are trying to quit often start by switching to this cigarette due to the cigarette having less tar and nicotine.
John: Yo, you switched your main cigs to Marlboro Gold?
Thomas: Yeah man, the reds were too harsh on my throat
Marlboro Gold by oh ny3s August 30, 2016

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026