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Marla May 

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
Marla May by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018
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Mayla is an artist, And who cares about others then she cares about herself, She will defend anyone who talks bad about her friends and family,Mayla is a girl who likes to play around and be goofy but she can be vary serious, Mayla will always speak facts when she needs to. Overall mayla is a bipolar ass mf.
Them:"ew is that mayla?”
Mayla:"yes bitch it’s me so wassup
Mayla by xxsavagegn November 4, 2020
An amazingly talented girl. Most of the time Maylas will play the flute like a total boss. They have an incredible knack for getting long lasting friends and can always make you smile.
Guy 1: Look at Mayla!
Guy 2: Shes amazing
Guy 1: Uh yeah! Obviously!
Mayla by stomponviolin December 30, 2013
1. A bad-ass muthafucka who is so fucking attractive and is very smart, loveable, and bootylicious. She usually has a fake boyfriend to fend off the stalkers she accumulates on facebook. Her fake boyfriend is so lucky that he treats her like a princess. He suffers from fuckin traumatic stress disorder since he knows that he is being played. GG.

2. Cutest, most Sayoko, chick in the muthafuckin universe.

3. A person called a skank, because all them other bitches jealous of the fact that boys (and even girls) love Mayla.
1. That girl is a Mayla!!

2. Nicki Minaj is a Mayla!!

Boy 1: Do you like John?
Boy 2: Fuck John. I''m with Mayla nigga.
Mayla by Cody Uchiha July 7, 2011

Hayla in the Mayla 

Hayla in the Mayla (v) To have erotic sex in the bath tub.
Hey, you want to go hayla in the mayla with me?
a suttle way to call kayla a man
hey mayla!!
mayla by ....... May 5, 2004
Two girls that are deeply in love with each other, Kayla is the sweetest person alive and Maria the most caring one. They complement each other. Relationship goals. Marriage goals.
Me: I want a relationship like Mayla’s one day.
Mayla by huggingmayla December 3, 2017