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The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!
Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.
by Sarajane August 01, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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1. the man who murdered john lennon / the man with no name.
he is constantly being denied parole -- as so he should be.
he doesn't deserve the treatment of 'another killer', because he didn't just kill anyone -- he killed a hero to many people around the world.
"Wasn't John Lennon murdered by Mark David Chapman?"

"Did you mean the Man with no Name?"
by multicolouredmirrorboots February 25, 2010
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The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
by ReverendSaintReverend July 07, 2009
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