Same as a regular contrarian but slightly more stupid.
Person 1:That dumb ass keeps nagging and complaining all the time, plus he constantly oppose everything you say.
Person 2: Yeah I know, typical maritime contrarian retard.
by Bobbyfisher878787 November 29, 2017
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n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!
by JRock April 22, 2005
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1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha May 16, 2006
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After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous
E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks
by darren letson March 23, 2008
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Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'
'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'
by Ray September 11, 2004
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The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom
by bk baller January 18, 2011
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Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.
My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!
by Bort Himself January 20, 2020
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