Marine-Sexual

A Marine who gets aroused by, enjoys, or otherwise prefers to have sexual experiences with the "big green weenie". Furthermore, any non-boot (>1 year active duty) who personally enjoys, with enthusiasm, the pain, misery, and agony of existence commonly endured by active-duty Marines. Complete opposite of false or sarcastic motivation.

Listen up, Marines, tomorrow, we are going on a 15-mile hump to the gas chamber....... followed by night patrols. Full packs and weapons. The Marine who shows up with the lightest pack gets to carry "PFC Sandbag". *collective groans and expletives* Marine-sexual in the formation..... "Ohhhh-Rahhhh I love this shit". Side note - Marine-Sexuals have a high tendency to injure "themselves" with bizarre circumstances after consuming much alcohol. Example, Duty NCO Logbook entry. 0237 - Lcpl Bishop was found injured (cuts and bruises to the face/head and shoulders) and unconscious in the barracks yard/picnic area directly under the big tree. Witness report he thought the trees were enemy forces trying to assault the battalion area. LCpl Bishop then reportedly charged headfirst, reportedly in an intoxicated state, into the tree in front of the barracks at full force with a violent impact. Marines then deposited LCpl Bishop into his rack. Duty confirmed LCpl was breathing, and a strong odor of alcohol was noted.

Marine-Sexual by The Flounder June 7, 2026

Marinesexual

Completing raunchy, disgusting sexual acts: Said acts are typically homosexual, sadistic, and (or) impossible to perform; when viewed by outsiders, but are in reality nonsexual in nature and simply designed to illicit congratulatory responses from brethren and often used to assert dominance.

The hot chicks were throwing themselves at him, but he is such a marinesexual that he took the 350 pounder home just so the platoon would see.

Marinesexual challenge, let's band our dicks together to quad pen this skank Voltron style!

Marinesexual by Donell Worthington November 10, 2020