marine biology 

(Too many of the strippers I' ve met have claimed to be stripping to pay for their Marine Biology tuition. So much that i now believe its a subversive Hint for oral sex. But know one has clued me in if this is true or just coincidence)

Marine Biology: A coded phrase that entails you paying for her/him/heshe to go down on you with a monetary transaction prior. This coded message was created to avoid any legal fault in court. Of course often young men mistake this coded message for literal meaning, in which the man now believes he's found a intelligent stripper thats wants to have an open relationship with her.

Misty "I'm not really a stripper, i actually study Marine Biology"

marine biology by James Herr May 6, 2008

Marine Biologist 

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them

Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

Marine biologist by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

Marine Biologist 

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

Marine Biologist by thewoodster June 29, 2014

marine biologist 

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.

"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it

marine biologist by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009