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Marcy Sex

To be honest, there isn't an actual definition for "Marcy Sex", therefore, this definition does not describe anything.
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by Echold2006 January 17, 2022
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mercy sex

Mercy sex is sex, coital or oral, given a guy for comfort reasons rather than because of desire or love.
After Seamus had taken her to dinner Molly felt that she needed to give him some mercy sex.
by Heather Yamamoto January 29, 2006
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Bloody Mary Sex

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.
Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"
by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010
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mercy sex

It's what you pretty much end up with as a result of an ill fated "Fix Up Date"and the guy is just so pathetic cause of a divorce or some other normal catastrophe that any woman would toss back 2 Cosmos and move on..
" So i saw Brian a second time..and dang..it was so just draining to hear it over and over so i got to where mercy sex was either a placebo or anesthetic..the sex we won't even discuss....Hey!! Waiter more Cosmos here..!!
by MADELINEB February 8, 2008
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I had mercy sex with Jane last night and she was screaming mercy after 2 hours
by oddview September 10, 2011
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Marco-Sexual

Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.
You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.
by TallBooty February 7, 2017
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