Mant

(n) A rant or monologue that begins with the word or exclamation 'Man.'

(v) To go on a mant.

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when you're eating a creamsicle and you're trying to eat all the popsicle bits first so that you can enjoy the cream just by itself, but the cream ends up thawing in the process and sliding down the stick, thus getting all over your fingers."
Person 2: "Woah, chill. No need to mant about it."

by Fritz 'n Jade September 08, 2008

Mant

(v) To Mant- is to spontaneously erupt with excitement and movement, generally in the form of awesome facial expressions and outlandish gestures of a positive nature. -for example high fives

His sudden ingestion of alcohol lead him to Mant for hours leading to confusion and sleepyness

by Kips April 25, 2009

Mant

A long weekend away involving heavy drinking, recreational drug use, embarassing behavior, nudity, general debauchery and fun. Also can be a verb "manting" or past tense "manted".

Examples include summer beach mants and winter ski cabin mants.

by atdale November 10, 2009

Mant

When you have a gay male uncle who gets married to another man. One of them is your 'Mant'!

My Mant and Uncle are entering a sewing competition next weekend.

by OceansWiskers February 22, 2009

Mant

n. Vulgar slang

The product of an incestuous rape.

"Look at bob over there. That fuck was brought to this earth in an incestuous rape. What a fucking gint!" "I think you mean, a fucking Mant."

by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 10, 2013

Mant

A girl that is someone's mom and aunt at the same time. So, it would be incest with their brother. Yeah, sick.

In Phelps, Wisconsin everyone's inbred so many kids have mants and a duncle.

by Chelzor April 28, 2006

Mant

A nonviolent, non-pain inducing method of physically restraining a person who is otherwise physically combatant.

My teenage son (who suffers from ADHD) sometimes becomes violent, and when he does, I find that manting him is necessary to keep him safe from hurting himself. (Mant, manting)

by shosh453 May 01, 2016