Vagina in Russian. A word that you can write on the blackboard at your school, without your teachers knowing that you wrote vagina on their board. Just tell them it's your favorite breed of cat.
Would you like to touch my manda?
by Ari June 14, 2006
by gubbagubba123 September 21, 2009
A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.
John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
by pandamonium July 18, 2007
by fig12345 January 9, 2008
Manda is a term used to describe a type of person.
These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.
These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.
(jim)That girl at the back of the bus is a right Manda...
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!
by Jim Wells August 14, 2006
A fat whore...usually one who smells very unfair and whos stench could knock down the mightiest of redwoods.
by smileyoufuckers February 10, 2006
To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
by lagerr January 28, 2017