Manny’s House
Manny’s House by Paul¥Macleod February 18, 2021
Macy's
An institution where countless bright professionals accidentally drop by and sacrifice their career, sanity, will to live, happiness, and financial gain.
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Workplace Environment: All the senior executives refuse to leave their post, retire, or advance to another position. Many of them had same job/title for over 10 to 20 years. (yet they waste countless work hours on succession planning twice a year)
Their idea of executive training is to delegate insane amount of work to few bright talents until they leave the company. (Some lose their mind and actually pretend they are Joker from Batman movies......)
Rumors say many new executives out of school made more money working at local McDonald's while in school compared to their Macy's salary.
Bonus = Macy's money.
Benefits: Must work in the store once a yr (one actually moved boxes at loading dock in a CK suit). Annual deduction (guilt trips) from welfare salary for United Way. (they set aside this deduction and later classify as Misc income when earnings fall short...)
Macy's never have to have any layoffs.....employees voluntarily leave every month. It is the only company in America still hiring when everyone else is under hiring freeze.
Macy's by TerryLundgren December 9, 2008
Macy's Day Roll'd
On Thanksgiving 2008, cartoon network had a float in the Macy's Day Parade. They began with a normal song and suddenly, the all too familiar song started and Rick Astley Rick Roll'd the entire country.
Macy's Day Roll'd by Chypocrite December 15, 2008
That's one too many syllables, bub
Person A:
"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*
Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*
"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*
Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*
That's one too many syllables, bub by siyah the hie February 9, 2021
Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
Manny’s Handy
When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
Manny’s Handy by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020
Manny's meat flaps
Manny's meat flaps by lemonsins September 1, 2021