the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!
betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.
by sgrDD March 14, 2008
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Referencing the style of mustache, a Fu Manchu is a very foolish person.
"Why would you do that? You're such a Fu Manchu!"

"That, my freind, is a Fu Manchu maneuver."
by Jerot February 11, 2009
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When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.
by Mafrackincrackin March 3, 2015
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The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009
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The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
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A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 29, 2021
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When you eat Chinese food and you get diarrhea.

you sit in the washroom for a long time!
Those noodle are going to give me manchuwok
*after eating food* man i'm going to have manchu wok later, after that meal!
by LaTasha Cabbie October 27, 2013
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