Manatoba

A fucking African who’s parents couldn’t give them a better name

Why do I have to be a fucking nigger all the time!?!?! Oh yeah that’s right because you’re manatoba

by Guy with a big ass April 7, 2022

manitoba sauce cake

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

by GenXos August 17, 2016

Manitoba Deepfreeze

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.

Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.

by prophethere March 21, 2011

Manitoba mad cow

The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.

Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.

by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009

Manitoba Hotdog

A sticky situation; a predicament, a pickle.

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog

by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018