Man tears

An ejaculation coming out of a penis.

She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears

by The One Eyed Monster December 20, 2010

Man tears

Man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.

e.g -
hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy's disease, a situation in which he could offer no help

by yo gabba gabba(recklesslilnig) April 26, 2014

Man Tears

Semen

Many female love to see man tears and drink it

by Thirteen down February 19, 2017

Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears

John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax

by TJwins February 8, 2010

Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

man tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexBr January 9, 2009

Man Tear

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.

Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?

by Imofwg May 10, 2016