man gravy

End result of leaving a fourteen year old boy at home alone for two+ hours with unblocked Internet access.

Tommy spent ten minutes cleaning his man gravy off of the keyboard.

by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

man gravy

Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter

I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.

by Josh January 31, 2004

man gravy

spuzz/ semen

I unloaded my man gravy into her, thus making her pregnant

by Hot Karl July 14, 2003

Man Gravy

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.

Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"

"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"

"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."

Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.

Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.

by Ass. Prod. Sully January 18, 2008

Man Gravy

Accumulation of sweaty, stinky "man funk" in male groin area after a long day in hot clothing.

"Oh man. I didn't know it was gonna get so hot outside today when I put on them long pants to golf in. When I slipped 'em off I had some nasty Man Gravy brewin' in my drawers"

"Old gal went down to take care of my business but when she caught a whiff of my Man Gray she bailed"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Man Gravy

The end product of a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.

Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man gravy.

(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got man gravy.

Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.

One dude to another, observing a fidgety dude: That guy must have some angry man gravy going on.

by Man Gravy March 19, 2014

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

by Molly February 1, 2005