Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.

I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.

by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

the crumbling man

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.

the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.

by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023