Mall crush 

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.

Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!

Mall crush by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005

Mall Crashing 

Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall

On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.

Mall Crashing by Rgreener November 1, 2011

crash the mall 

Word that should, could be used instead of better-off vague "third places" (I hate that name).

The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...

crash the mall by dame_dane June 2, 2025