Malden Flu

Malden flu: A localized term in the Boston/Lynn Massachusetts area used to describe someone who is a total lightweight and lacks the stamina to keep up. Someone who catches the "Malden flu" is someone who can't hang, whether they tap out early at a party after a few drinks, or completely burn out and complain halfway through a long work day or offshore fishing trip, motorcycle run or any extreme activity.

Yo, where did Eric go? It's only 10 PM.

Oh, he caught the Malden flu and went home to bed already.

Malden Flu by King incubus October 1, 2026

maddenfluenza 

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...

dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!

maddenfluenza by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008

maddenfluenza 

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...

dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!

maddenfluenza by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008