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Malachi is the coolest, cutest dude in school. He may not talk much but once you get to know he is like an angel. When his brown eyes look in girls they melt. Everybody likes Malachi. He hasn't had the best life so I wouldn't want to mess with him.
Person #1: Malachi is so cool and cute. Person #2 I now right, He just looked me. Person #1: I'm going to be right back I am going to go poop
by lets gooooo!!! March 5, 2020
Someone with a nickname of Malatard (MAL-A-TARD) or MooMoo (MOO-MOO) or Tardachi (TARD-A-CHI) and other such as Malissa (MA-LISS-A), but also he is a retard and he can go CRAZY and he will say some demon type stuff when a Malachi is mad here is an example"Let the Demons come out to play" or ME ME MALACHI,I RETARD" ya some pretty creepy stuff. A Malachi always has a something on his ankle which is a survival bracelet and when he takes it off he GOES FULL RETARD and may kill himself and makes noises such as alien noises like " kehdhhhhhhkdsaanjd" and tries to kill you but most of the time its funny. A Malachi has his Mode " Malachi Mode" and he goes insane and tries to hurt you but " MOO MOO MODE" he will try choking you out.See A Malachi is a retard
Hes going Malachi. Don't go Malachi.
Mom:If you go Malachi, I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
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Mom:If you go Malachi, I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
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by jfdskgj April 18, 2019
by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019
girls i just want all of you to know if you find a Malachi never let him go he is sweet,funny,nice body ,amazing eyes and always there at your worst and as most of you know finding a guy that treats you right is not always easy i love my Malachi and i always will.
by baby girl 1024 October 28, 2020
A pretty blonde boy with the most hypnotic light blue eyes you've ever seen. He's acts all tough at first but he's a complete goofball. He gets embarrassed when you catch him singing to his favorite country song in the car, but he'll still lipsink anyway. He'll love you unconditionally and never fails to prove it as life throws obstacles at you. He's also got a nice butt. (;
by Synthella June 19, 2017