Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021

Maidstone grammar school for girls 

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.

Maidstone grammar school for girls is a shithole

Maidstone grammar school for girls by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023

maidstone grammar school for girls 

Maidstone grammar school for girls (also known as mggs) is a grammar school with a bunch of cruel teachers who only care about skirts and how you look!

mggs means maidstone grammar school for girls

maidstone grammar school for girls by hello hello hello March 24, 2022

Maidstone Grammar School 

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.

"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

Maidstone Grammar School by morethenless May 28, 2021

Maidstone 

The place where grove street originated

Yo g I’m about to crack open a Stella in Maidstone God bless you brother

Maidstone by AlmostDan November 11, 2020

Maidstone 

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.

"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"

Maidstone by oversized December 28, 2014

Maidstone 

Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.

Me: Hey where has our old landlord dave gone?
Friend: Did you not hear? He moved to Maidstone and parties regularly in Amsterdam.

Maidstone by Shabbaz August 2, 2018