by Andy September 28, 2005
A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.
Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
by anonymous8000 February 3, 2008
Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
by jackson222 October 15, 2006
by blurXIII December 27, 2005
A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.
Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.
Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.
That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!
People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."
People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."
by Mark Blue September 17, 2007
squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. A.K.A man boobs
(named madonnas because of the cone shaped bras she used to wear)
(named madonnas because of the cone shaped bras she used to wear)
by Fiendish August 11, 2005
The most amazing artist in the history of forever. Got through a lot of problems such as her mother dying when she was 5, and moving to New York with barely any money. Hit it big in 1983, and really became noticed in 1985 with her monster hit "like a virgin" She is the greatest singer and dancer and there are no words to describe her. She is simply the greatest person to ever walk this earth, and music today wouldn't be like this without her.
Fan 1: Guess what?
Fan 2: what?
Fan 1: I'm going to the Madonna concert
Fan 1: Oh my god...are you kidding me?
Fan 1 : No...I'm going
Fan 2: Oh man...she's amazing...You are sooo lucky
Fan 2: what?
Fan 1: I'm going to the Madonna concert
Fan 1: Oh my god...are you kidding me?
Fan 1 : No...I'm going
Fan 2: Oh man...she's amazing...You are sooo lucky
by bamjen April 10, 2006