Maddie Cathy 

A cat-like creature who is ofter seen canoodling with her boyfriend. She is a Class A sluttastic girl. A maddie generally complains about her coaches and quits almost everything she trys. Maddie is a good friend who usually hates one specific girl on her team. She has a wild sense of humor and has very thick luscious cat like hair. She is a very weird girl and can hold straight faces well. She is also a good listener.

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.

Maddie Cathy by Bitchwillneverknow November 17, 2012