Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
by FLOKhater2012 March 15, 2011
A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H November 12, 2007
Oh your such a madden
by like ya cut g October 27, 2020
To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.
Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.
by fresnoR October 17, 2009
The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.
It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.
"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.
"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
by Steven Grillock March 1, 2009
Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006
A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
by AJP86 September 15, 2008