Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 30, 2009

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

by dum2u November 26, 2009

mac attack

An incurably strong urge to eat mac n' cheese.

After not eating breakfast or lunch, Jake was on the mac attack.

by invader_chris April 16, 2005

mac attack

getting a blow job while eating a big mac

i went to mcdonalds, and ordered a big mac. a hot girl walked in while i was eating my big mac and i asked her if she'd give me a mac attack.

by pettoisbeast February 1, 2010

mac attack

The feeling you get AFTER eating food from McDonalds.

1. Dude, I hope you have a change of shorts for me... I feel a mac attack coming on

by IrishCreem March 27, 2007

mac attack

when a whole bunch o boys come to you talkin junk

When I went to Six Flags I was mac-attacked, all these boyz were trying to talk to me like they knew me.

by beauty queen May 22, 2005

mac attack

someone who loves themselves far too much and clearly is in denial of their gayness.

"Hey People call me The Mac Attack. I'm not gonna lie but to be honest i'm pretty fucking awesome =D x

(Posted on skins website) By ***** ***** 7 days ago. To the Glasgow party"

by Fat Boi Kent April 1, 2008