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Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

Macrotransaction 

Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.
This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.

MacroBat 

Is also known as: ^v^
Is a common Macro for a bat.
He is also known as "Macro Bat"

Macro Bat is also known for disrupting a conversation for randomly appearing, though his dream is to fly in real life, he is forever trapped online, but always keeps a smile on his face.
He enjoys flying into conversations, random YTMND sites, and emails.
His favorite thing to do is listen to 80's and 90's music and heavily dislikes rap because of the bass.
^v^ MacroBat

Philip: Today I got a Nintendo Wii, though a PS3 would be nice I just don't have 640 dollars."
Dani: I'm sorry.
Philip: It's alright, I have an xbo ^v^...
Dani: Ugh, MacroBat.
MacroBat by Hmmsphil April 10, 2007

macrohard 

I have a big macrohard.
macrohard by haha September 4, 2003

Macrotransaction 

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.
Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

macrohard onfire 

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice
bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"
macrohard onfire by dawagabriel January 19, 2022