Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

Machine queen by Davedale August 30, 2019

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Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

Queef Machine by kswin January 18, 2011

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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

Old western queef machine by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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