Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 26, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig August 31, 2017

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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 18, 2018

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One of the most eclectic, eccentric lyricist/ artists. If you've ever heard his music and couldn't truly appreciate it you're uncouth. If you've heard him and appreciated it then your blessed with vast and genuine taste. Good job.

I gotta maintain despite the amount of rain- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace

by 413rdA-M February 8, 2018

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