My Tube 

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

My Tube by Hurnia January 28, 2007

lube my tube 

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

lube my tube by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.

Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

Suck my fallopian tube! by Jade17996 August 22, 2008

Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

Twisting My Tubes by G-Nice January 22, 2011

mytube 

A combination of My space and YouTube

its not myspace its not youtube its MYTUBE

mytube by deathman12543 April 28, 2009