MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

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my kids

Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm

Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

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my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

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