by Netzach January 5, 2017
metropolitan transport authority i.e. the people that run the subway. Ironically also used as an acronym for the failure of the human resources department of the very same company as motherfuckers touching (my) ass.
So i was just having a good time going home for the holidays to my family on the (insert infamous public transport here) when surprise surprise time to call mta
by fc2278 June 5, 2018
by Tanay August 10, 2004
by pure_corruption November 11, 2019
Meet the Artist is an illustration (image or a short video) of the artist showing off themselves, their likes/dislikes, and much more, to let their followers get to know the artist in a single post.
Became popular as a video meme in tiktok in 2021-2022, but originally was used (and is still being used) in an image format.
Became popular as a video meme in tiktok in 2021-2022, but originally was used (and is still being used) in an image format.
A: Do you remember the lyrics for MtA song?
B: I think it started with "My name, my age, my favourite color..."
B: I think it started with "My name, my age, my favourite color..."
by mzlff August 24, 2023
MTA Mobility is a paratransit service for disabled patrons poorly run by idiots in the State of Maryland's Maryland Transit Administration. MTA Mobility should in truth be called MTA IMMobility because; it is seldom on time. MTA Mobility works sometimes but more often it takes you on a grand tour of Baltimore's worse inner city ghettos. The drivers of MTA Mobility are generally quite good but they are slaves to fools who actually administer this ill fated badly run para-transit program. The State of Maryland is run by a corrupt bunch of fools and political hacks oversee the program.
If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.
What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.
If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.
What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.
The best reason to stay on disability and never even think of getting a job is MTA Mobility. The state of Maryland was stupid enough to spend thousands of dollars on my job training. I even got a good paying job BUT thanks to MTA Mobility I am about to lose the job. Maryland is a state run by fools who paid thousands of tax dollars to train me for a job. thousands more to prepare me for a job and now that I have the job won't spend a few dollors to help the disabled worker they created to get to his job on time.
by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 17, 2012
MTA v2 is a game community in roblox who steals trains from another game and uses them.
They are what I call: Motherfuckers
They are what I call: Motherfuckers
Player 1: Hey! Let’s play MTA v2
Player 2: Nah man, They just leak trains and fuck each other.
Player 1: oh, then they’re are gay ass muddafuckas.
Player 2: Nah man, They just leak trains and fuck each other.
Player 1: oh, then they’re are gay ass muddafuckas.
by turkishboy1999 December 19, 2019