MPS

Man Pussy Syndrome

Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.

by nottobemessedwith June 11, 2009

MPS

Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.

My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef

by Hellogogo March 8, 2018

MPS

Stands for "Memes Per Second".
This refers to how many memes may be uploaded to a server or holder per second.

Billy was banned from the server because he exceeded the MPS limit.

by BiL Ka April 5, 2017

MPS

MPS(Mud Puddle Submarine)- While dipping on Copenhagen, you spit on the girls ass hole making a small puddle and then stick your dick in her ass, as if a submarine was submerging underwater.

"Last night I MPS this random snaggle cause she didn't have KY"

by stevenson bitches dot com September 11, 2007

MPS

Acronym: Miserable Prick Syndrome
A medical illness term for when you become a miserable prick for no reason. Comparable to a woman’s, But for men

Charlie got hungry and had to wait a few hours to eat so MPS kicked in.

Charlie ate Chick-fil-A, and suddenly he had a case of MPS.

by BristolRx May 13, 2020

MPS

Missionary Position Sex.

I love you, but I don't love you in an MPS kind of way.

by Sean01 June 10, 2012

MPS

Melancholy Piece of Shit.

Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.

by chinegra1000 June 2, 2010