The word used for the opening on your face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between two friends who have hung out way too much and behave like complete retards in each others presence.
"Duuude, this sandwich is like a symphony in my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
by checkoutmuhteef September 18, 2009
by irollthick November 14, 2007
Guy one: Dude how was your date last night?
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet
by CmoneyG July 28, 2010
A put down, generally used to observe a failing or unfortunate occurrence. Properly coupled with "da" as the preceding article, though the da is often used in a sarcastic manner.
by A. S. W. March 12, 2008
by goldy5 June 04, 2007
by SouthernBoi August 13, 2003