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mother bear 

<MUH-thur bayr>

This is the TRUE definition of mother bear. Mother bear is used as an exclamation to show the highest or lowest (depending on the context) possible level for something to achieve. In other words, it represents the epitome of any adjective. All you have to do is use it in a simile or a metaphor (metaphors are much more common). For example, if something is ANGRIER THAN A MOTHER BEAR, it is not possible to be any angrier than that, period. If it is incredibly cold outside, like absolute zero, then it is COLDER THAN A MOTHER BEAR. Get it?
Dale: That joke that Jeff Foxworthy told last night was hilarious!

John: It wasn't hilarious....it was funnier than a mother bear!
mother bear by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 30, 2011

mother-bear 

Verb: To dominate or completely kick a task or person's ass.

Best used when accompanied by a swipe of the hand and shake of head. Growl recommened.
I just mother-beared that presentation last Saturday.

Watch out punk or I'll mother-bear your ass.
mother-bear by Bostan July 18, 2009

Hurts like a mother bear! 

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.
I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

motherboard 

A computer term which is the mainboard of a computer system. The cpu, ram, hdd, video card, etc connect to it
what type of motherboard do u have?
I have a KT333 motherboard
motherboard by <(( ^_^ ))> August 1, 2003

Motherboarding 

The application of excessive motherly attention, force or paternalism.
I need a divorce. Can't take the constant motherboarding anymore.
Motherboarding by glowbuff January 25, 2011

Motherboard 

Mo•ther•boa•rd ; A giant green square with a bunch a processers, RAM plus gizmos to power your computer.
When I got a BSoD, (Blue Screen of Death) my motherboard was fried