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Mordecai 

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
Mordecai by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020
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Mordecai 

A mordecai is a person who gets nervous around women he likes and whenever he gets rejected he stays in his room by himself and plays sad songs. He is from a tv show called “regular show” and always messes up his relationship with girls he likes.
Friend: yo you can finally ask her out dude!

Me: *walks up to her nervously* so-so you wanna go-go out?

Her: no

Friend: oh no dude, you pulled a mordecai hahaha

Me: *depressed*
Mordecai by Mattboticus January 15, 2021

Mordecai 

Main Character of Regular Show(Cartoon Network;New Episodes Monday Nights at 9). With his best friend Rigby,he lives his regular life trying to do fun things.
Hey man, did you see Regular Show last night?Mordecai is the sugar honey iced tea!!!
Mordecai by Regular Show Rocks February 28, 2011

Mordecai 

Someone who can't get the hoes.
Mordecai: Yeah, but the hoes!

Benson: Oh, what? It's too hard to get the hoes?!
Mordecai by ayothebruhmomenthere February 19, 2022

Mordecai 

A Jew of the tribe of Benjamin who helped avert Haman's attempt at a holocaust.
Mordecai then replaced Haman as Vizier.
Mordecai by Korora February 12, 2004

Mordecai 

One who is a warrior. From a warrior descent. Also a pretty badass middle name.
there goes Mordecai cutting those guys heads off! that bro is one hell of a Warrior!
Mordecai by Warrior728 November 2, 2009