What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.
Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!
by kenbojoe May 19, 2006
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the stuff you drink on a daily basis
"hey whats that"
"its monohydrogen dioxide"
"oh you mean water you moron"
"shutup!"
by dragoon347 September 21, 2005
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