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MMA Guru 

A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.
The MMA Guru ate all the food in the buffet l
MMA Guru by OBESITY PIGJEW September 4, 2023

MMA guru 

A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater
Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
MMA guru by Tomdawg October 4, 2010

The MMA Guru 

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.
The mma guru is a man of red complexion
The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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