The literal meaning is "Five seconds from seriously losing it." It is generally a word used to describe someone who is 'on edge.' They are at the point just before having a total meltdown.
Person #1: Hey, buddy! I didn't want no goddamn mustard on ma' burger!
Person #2: You need to calm yer ass down.
Person #3: Hit the deck! He's MK5!
Person #1: (Explosion, resulting in the eatery getting leveled)
Person #2: You need to calm yer ass down.
Person #3: Hit the deck! He's MK5!
Person #1: (Explosion, resulting in the eatery getting leveled)
by Baal & Peor February 14, 2010
fifth generation of golf/jetta made from 2003-2009. They became available in Europe in 2003, but weren't available in the states until 2006
by dubber4life April 20, 2009
by Ronin is the best November 09, 2022
a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020