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A MIRL is a manly girl from Canada. She is a powerbabe and an ultra bar-star, hated and loved by many. She thinks, drinks and fucks like a man. Her motto is "Shots now, questions later..." Every Thursday is a Thirsty Mirlsday.

MIRLS have had sex on a fellow Mirl's futon; have drunk-texted their entire contact list; refer to a dive bar as their 'second home'; have kissed a Mirl and liked it; don't see the sun on Sundays; have phones that auto-correct 'girls' to 'Mirls'; are banned from local 24-hour diners and black-listed from most cab companies; have received 'life-advice' or a ride home from an officer of the law; owe a local bartender at least $40 for more drinks; have fresh ink but paycheques that last less than 24 hours; don't know their address but always end up at home with empty dishes of take-out food in their beds; have been the target of an intervention; have been the victim of a passive-aggressive Facebook status.

Mirl attire consists of a cut-up band t-shirts, belonging to an ex-boyfriend, plaid shirts, jean shorts, knee-high tube socks, tights are ripped or off. Many Mirls require glasses, because carrots are for assholes.

The Mirl mascot is the lovely female Lemur and the mating call is a cross between the shriek of a dolphin and a cackle of a hyena in heat.
"Who run the world: MIRLS!"

"That Mirl has more bruises than dignity"
MIRL by Donald, Andy and Kevin January 8, 2012
Related Words
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After chatting up a young sixteen year old girl, five feet and four and inches in stature and with luscious blonde locks woven into french braids on an online chatroom posing as an 18 year old talented athlete, Donald Trell decided to take a leap and ask the naive girl if she might like to MIRL.
MIRL by TRICIA&SHELBY May 16, 2011
A mirl is a Male who looks like a female.

/Man-girl
Bill Kaulitz is a mirl.
Mirl by Valerie Thrift February 21, 2009
Male In Real Life

An abbreviation for a person pretending to be a female online when in reality being a male.
"Gosh, did you know Jenny is a mirl?"
mirl by Sentius. March 3, 2005
M entle
I nsane
R eturded
L oony

Simalar to the meaning stupid or silly
made by S + K xxx
Frend 1:Dose silly dance
Frend 2:Lol ur such a mirl

Frend 1:walks into a door
Frene 2: your a silly mirl
MIRL by S+K November 15, 2007
"Dude, is that a guy or a girl?"

"Could be either. It's a mirl."
Mirl by Monsieur Rob October 14, 2017