Milf

Joe Dub mom

Joes mom is a milf

by Josh’s FSU’s December 29, 2018

Milf

A mother i’d like to fuck.

Normally said by 13-16 year old lads

Harry: : Oi mate shes a right milf

Dan: She’s my mum you dickhead

by youdettypig February 11, 2020

milf

mother id like to fuck.

a woman who is 30-50 and have kids.

jake- aye yo mama is a milf
ruben- nah, your mom is

by fittnylle June 23, 2021

milf

An achievement gained by woman. To be a true milf, you must stay hot for long enough after childbirth for the friends of your adolescent children to find you hot.

This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.

teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting

by UnderscoreZero May 19, 2017

MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.

Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.

by damnnnnnnnson September 24, 2019

milf

Mighty Interesting Lady Friend.

You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!

Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??

You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!

by Joeinomaha August 12, 2005

milf

I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!

Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.

by Big Polish Sausage August 24, 2005