MC hammered 

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

MC hammered by gogg October 24, 2005

MC hammered 

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

MC hammered by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011

MC hammered 

homosexual, one loving anal sex from the same sex.

Wow guys I am MC hammered.

MC hammered by goggalicious November 13, 2005

E = MC Hammered 

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

E = MC Hammered by Michael51 November 9, 2006

M.C Hammerdaddy 

Me. I am M.C Hammerdaddy. That is my name. But not my real name ill have you know

Hi im M.C Hammerdaddy

M.C Hammerdaddy by Matt collins November 27, 2004

mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.

yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.

mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007