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M.A.I.O.O My Ass Is Officially Off
I laughed so hard maioo
MAIOO by luh wutie September 9, 2020
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MAIOO • magoo • Mahoo • magooch • magooing • Madoo • mafoo • Magooed • magoogle • magoogoo
my ass is officially off
*tells funny joke*
man2: “MAIOO”
man1:hey what does maioo mean
man2: my ass is officially off
maioo by jabigail September 10, 2020

tip top magoo

A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.
That weed I got off Uncle joey was tip top magoo.
tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018

Shitty Magoo 

When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.
Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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