Emily and I were going to attend Shelly's clambake, but ROBERT had to go and ruin everything by being his same old lugubrious self. He was in a pitiful state of lugubriousness, that put me in a very depressing mode. DAMN YOU ROBERT!
a word that describes both boredom and sexiness of a person, neither can be excluded to mean just one or the other. Often used in the wrong place at the wrong time, it makes no sense. This word cannot be conjugated either.
a: yo shizzle i met the bitch that was so fuckin lugubrious!
b: yeah? was it that sexy librarian?
a: no! it was that bitch that sews on the bus b: you gonna hit that?
a: no! bitch is fuckin boring b: that's too bad
a: but she's fuckin hot...