Lutagubrious
Lutagubrious by Captain Wesker October 12, 2003
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lugubriousness
Being in a depressed mess, that nobody wants to be around, or be in. Acting, mournful ,or gloomy, But in an exaggerating manner.
You can be a lugubrious person, like ROBERT.
You can be a lugubrious person, like ROBERT.
Emily and I were going to attend Shelly's clambake, but ROBERT had to go and ruin everything by being his same old lugubrious self. He was in a pitiful state of lugubriousness, that put me in a very depressing mode. DAMN YOU ROBERT!
lugubriousness by Deseriee November 21, 2007
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lugubrious by b3ryan October 26, 2003
lugubrious
a word that describes both boredom and sexiness of a person, neither can be excluded to mean just one or the other. Often used in the wrong place at the wrong time, it makes no sense. This word cannot be conjugated either.
a: yo shizzle i met the bitch that was so fuckin lugubrious!
b: yeah? was it that sexy librarian?
a: no! it was that bitch that sews on the bus
b: you gonna hit that?
a: no! bitch is fuckin boring
b: that's too bad
a: but she's fuckin hot...
b: yeah? was it that sexy librarian?
a: no! it was that bitch that sews on the bus
b: you gonna hit that?
a: no! bitch is fuckin boring
b: that's too bad
a: but she's fuckin hot...
lugubrious by branmuffinagh May 5, 2009
Lagubrious
Lagubrious
(luh-GOO-bree-us) adjective
Definition:
A dangerously versatile adjective used to describe literally any fucking situation, emotion, person, or event that is so outrageously out of pocket that the English language simply cannot keep up.
Someone acting rank? Lagubrious.
Someone being hilarious? Lagubrious.
Your buddy shits his pants at a wedding? Incredibly lagubrious.
Your girlfriend catches you liking her mom’s bikini pictures from 2017? Catastrophically lagubrious.
Can describe happiness, sadness, anger, disgust, sexual tension, diarrhea, or a general disturbance in the vibes.
The beauty of lagubrious is that nobody knows what the fuck you’re talking about, but somehow everybody knows exactly what you mean.
Synonyms: Fucked, hilarious, disgusting, unhinged, horny, tragic, legendary, emotionally constipated.
Antonyms: There are none. Everything is lagubrious. You just haven’t realized it yet.
Origin: Believed to have originated when a group of absolute degenerates ran out of adjectives and collectively decided to make that everyone else’s problem.
(luh-GOO-bree-us) adjective
Definition:
A dangerously versatile adjective used to describe literally any fucking situation, emotion, person, or event that is so outrageously out of pocket that the English language simply cannot keep up.
Someone acting rank? Lagubrious.
Someone being hilarious? Lagubrious.
Your buddy shits his pants at a wedding? Incredibly lagubrious.
Your girlfriend catches you liking her mom’s bikini pictures from 2017? Catastrophically lagubrious.
Can describe happiness, sadness, anger, disgust, sexual tension, diarrhea, or a general disturbance in the vibes.
The beauty of lagubrious is that nobody knows what the fuck you’re talking about, but somehow everybody knows exactly what you mean.
Synonyms: Fucked, hilarious, disgusting, unhinged, horny, tragic, legendary, emotionally constipated.
Antonyms: There are none. Everything is lagubrious. You just haven’t realized it yet.
Origin: Believed to have originated when a group of absolute degenerates ran out of adjectives and collectively decided to make that everyone else’s problem.
Examples of use:
“Bro, why are you being so fucking lagubrious right now?”
“That fart was absolutely lagubrious. I think something died inside you.”
“She broke up with me over text while I was taking a shit. Pretty lagubrious Tuesday.”
“Dude, your grandma just started throwing ass at the funeral. That’s the most lagubrious thing I’ve ever witnessed.”
“Last night was so lagubrious I woke up with a traffic cone in my bed and a $400 Venmo request from a guy named Big Randy.”
“Bro, why are you being so fucking lagubrious right now?”
“That fart was absolutely lagubrious. I think something died inside you.”
“She broke up with me over text while I was taking a shit. Pretty lagubrious Tuesday.”
“Dude, your grandma just started throwing ass at the funeral. That’s the most lagubrious thing I’ve ever witnessed.”
“Last night was so lagubrious I woke up with a traffic cone in my bed and a $400 Venmo request from a guy named Big Randy.”
Lagubrious by LagubriousLou November 10, 2026
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