Emily and I were going to attend Shelly's clambake, but ROBERT had to go and ruin everything by being his same old lugubrious self. He was in a pitiful state of lugubriousness, that put me in a very depressing mode. DAMN YOU ROBERT!
a word that describes both boredom and sexiness of a person, neither can be excluded to mean just one or the other. Often used in the wrong place at the wrong time, it makes no sense. This word cannot be conjugated either.
a: yoshizzle i met the bitch that was so fuckin lugubrious!
b: yeah? was it that sexy librarian?
a: no! it was that bitch that sews on the bus
b: you gonna hit that?
a: no! bitch is fuckin boring
b: that's too bad a: but she's fuckin hot...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.