Lumpitis

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Typically used when referring to hair, but can also be applied to other things, such as clothes or people. Lumpitis basically means whatever is being referred to has a case of the lumps; is extremely lumpy; lumps galore.

"Your hair has lumpitis right now!"
"Do my pants have lumpitis?" "Yes."

"How does my ponytail look?" "It's got some mega lumpitis going on."

Lumpitis by scoutie1234 April 25, 2025

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Call a person a idiot LU-PA-CHUS

Bro you dont know what 3x8 Is? man youre lumpatis

lumpatis by LIL RES November 30, 2022

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