when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
by idakothetricky June 27, 2012
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