A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.
Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022
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Son of Waluigi also known as jesus
"have you prayed to our lord and savior luigi yet?"
"DAMN i forgot"
by SoyyBeen November 13, 2018
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A brother of a plumber who has more respect and fame than himself. Also retired and isn’t a plumber anymore so he’s broke now.
Hello Mario, I’m Luigi and-
by The guy who’s dying right now February 17, 2021
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Luigi created the world in 1979, from absolutely anything, but 3 grapes.
by Master Ooway 00001 November 21, 2019
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People with the name Luigi are very quiet and introverted also very sadistic, but you can't deny the fact they are good looking and smart, they come out as bossy but is really a softy though you'll never think of them as a person who gets attached to other people. They know what they want and they'll get it, and they mind their own business. They are very matured and that's why they are attractive. But overall a nice person who are misunderstood.
Kian: wow Luigi is good looking but very quiet

Arni: that's Luigi for you
by truthxwer June 9, 2021
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He is cute a boyfriend you can ever imagine that can give you dick anytime you want. He is loyal,caring,and lovable he is the best person you can think of, if your feeling in a bad mood or sad mood he can help you out he can fuck good and make girls fall in love with him but he sticks with only one because he is loyal.
I met luigi today and he was chill, and funny he saw me in a bad mood so be cheered me up.
by Luigui September 10, 2019
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